Sunday, August 7, 2011

You Know You're A Mom When... Part 1. (Toddler Edition)

You know you're a mom when...

...you are entirely not phased by a text message from your spouse on the other side of the house, telling you about your toddlers giant poo.

...you walk around the house in the afternoon eating a bowl of cereal that happens to be your first meal of the day and you're simultaneously picking up toys and vacuuming the floor.

...bowel movements and dirty diapers are discussed in your home on a daily basis.

...farts and burps are humorous.

...you always have an audience while sitting on the toilet.

...you can't remember the last time you took a shower from start to finish without being interrupted at least once.

...at least one of your children eats more than half of your meal every time you try to eat something.

...you've retired your nice purse and just keep your wallet and other essentials in the diaper bag.

...you don't even question that sticky/wet/dirty spot and just clean it up.

...bribes are an acceptable form of getting what you want.

...the 5 second rule is more like a 5 minute rule.

...no matter how much of a clean freak you are (or aren't? lol), you can find a kid's hand print on a wall SOMEWHERE in your house.

...you have a snack you really want to eat, so you hide it and sneak around the corner so you don't have to share.

...it is suddenly quiet and you get nervous and quickly go find the kid/kids to make sure nothing is wrong.

1 comment:

NuthinLikeGatorMama said...

We live parallel lives!!